Blog Norwich

Honestly, I no longer have any idea what anybody is talking about when it comes to north Norwich. By 2011 there’ll be a million new homes in Rackheath and the new ring road will let elks pass underneath. As far as I’m concerned, anything north of Sprowston is either an aiport or an industrial unit making ankle bracelets for the stall on the Haymarket, so you might as well just pave it over and stick an incinerator there. I’m not talking about north Norfolk, where the plot of land I bought in 1976 for 200 quid is now worth about 17 Range Rovers, because its actually nice up there. North Norwich is a different place alogether. It’s just the place you have to go through to get to the nice bits.

I’m sure Chloe Smith could set me straight on the virtues of north Norwich when she’s finished looking concerned about things on pavements.