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Apparently my Somerfield is turning into Co-op. I was annoyed when my Fine Fare turned into Somerfield. Or was it Gateway or something? To be honest, if they’re going to muck about with my supermarket, I’d rather they turned it into Tescos, because my nearest Tescos at the moment is more than 5 minutes away and since those dolts on Unthank Road who must never actually go shopping are still persisting with preserving their patch of soiled waste ground, this is the only way I’ll get a Tescos within 2 minutes. I want my clubcard points. I don’t want to be asked every time I buy the Daily Express whether I’m a share club member or whatever it is they ask you in the Co-op. And I wanted Nestle chocolate. So there.