No Fun Here Please
Want to get all continental on us? Ho, you must be joking! We didn’t move up to Norwich and get a house in the city centre to have you locals getting all your tables and chairs out and enjoying yourselves around us. We’ve got our friends coming up from Fulham this weekend and if Jemima doesn’t get proper sleep she’ll have anxiety attacks.
Really there’s no place in Norwich, especially within 1 mile of our fabulously overpriced London-weighted abode, for so-called enjoyment. It was bad enough with that awful racket coming from the concert hall, but people on the streets? Having a drink? On a summer evening? Goodness me.
Get back to Sprowston and have your fights there, or whatever it is you local people do.
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